The Palmer Clan

Kate writes:

“Yesterday [Larry] got offered a job with Southwest. I don’t know any details except that he drove about 4 hours last night somewhere to get a drug test. Ya think he wants the job?”
Larry II clarifies:
“On Monday I was contacted by the Southwest Airlines People Department advising me that I had been approved by the SWA Decision Board for employment with the airline. The results of my complete background investigation are still pending but assuming they can’t turn up anything that the Top Secret military investigators couldn’t I will begin working for Southwest in January 2005. Initial ground training is 6 weeks long after which I will begin flying revenue flights immediately. My plan is to be based in Baltimore and to moveour residence in that direction (if not all the way to Massachusetts) by the summer! We are all very excited about these developments – but no more so than myDad who will finally get “The Pass” and start enjoying all those free flights that I’ve been promising him for the last decade…!!”