Codex Perductum

I was in the grocery store the other day and saw a confusing new roll-out of a bazillion new types of "diet" Coke. Including Diet Coke (classic with nutrasweet), New Coke Zero (with nutrasweet and something else - and a new flavor), New Diet Coke with Splenda (instead of Nutrasweet), Diet Coke with Lemon, Diet Coke with Lime, Diet Caffeine Free Coke, Diet Vanilla Coke, Diet Cherry Coke. What is the world coming too - wheeze - wheeze.

Just don't forget the ad-itude:

"Diet Coke is my style. Diet Coke is my sass, it's doing what makes me happy. Diet Coke is the perfect drink to accompany my strong sense of self. So flirt, laugh, prance, dance, wiggle, giggle - do what feels good. With Diet Coke close at hand, who knows what kind of scenario I might get into!"

I'm so crazy with my Diet Coke.