Codex Perductum

Starbucks DoubleShot Energy Plus Coffee

Oh my gosh! The poor lethargic masses! Which amorphous slab of flesh is so desperately in need of energy that they would consume a 15-oz. can of chocolate, espresso, guarana, ginseng, and b vitamins? What is in this? Did they squeeze the essence out of a kindergarten class and can it?

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Coming soon to a vending machine near you.

Posted by: Nate at December 16, 2008 10:08 AM

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