Automated Targeting System: Update 3


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Ok. Another update on my ATS profile. I went through my 19 pages of super-sekret information and self-censored my credit card information, and dates of birth. I left phone numbers and addresses in there because they are all mostly wrong now. The black censored stuff is what the Department of Homeland Security did for me. I put pink post it notes over the things that I censored and then wrote in red what I was censoring. Unfortunately my scanner didn't pick up the pink post-it notes and all that remained was a blank spot and some red writing where I censored things.

Oh lazy internet, I invoke thee, take a look at my report on the left and see if you can find anything interesting or concerning.

My race is in there as are email addresses and IP addresses. Some information on whether I was cooperative during security screens. What else?

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How about this one, on page 14:

"Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

Posted by: John Krumm at December 9, 2008 12:52 PM

Yes it certainly bothered me to see that in there. I think it was simple database mix-up though. They simply mistook a "Fare Quote" for a "Johnny Cash Quote"

Posted by: DJP3 at December 9, 2008 1:09 PM

It's quite obvious that you fit the travel pattern of a terrorist. However, on the last page, it's appear's they've concluded you're low-risk and thusly have only assigned you 1 asset for further surveillance.

Posted by: Nate at December 11, 2008 9:29 AM

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