An anonymous woman filed
this audio report with the Palmer Clan Website.
Transcript:
One of the joys of being part of the Palmer Clan is being able to share life events with my family. In view of this pleasure, I have an important announcement to make. I am with child. That means I am pregnant. Can you guess which of the Palmer women I am? The winner shall receive a bushel of jelly doughnuts delivered by Don Patterson Junior prior to the road race this year.
A bit of happy news in the midst of the sad.
I know a Palmer woman who is pregnant, BUT is she the one who filed this report? The Palmer women like to have babies and for good reason. They keep coming out so cute.
I am more than a little upset that A. Karen has more votes than me. Doesn’t anyone think I could be pregnant? I like the idea of keeping everyone guessing, but I assure you I am not pregnant.
Two things:
1. Has anyone else listened to the audio and thought: “Wow! That Palmer woman sounds just like James Earl Jones!”
2. I think Aunt Karen has a little explaining to do with all those votes!